[Muppets. Muppets await you. Between this and Rainbow Connection he sang for Robin, it's been a Muppet week for the kid.]

Shiver my timbers, shiver my soul
Yoooo Ho He Hooooo
There are men whose hearts as black as coal
Yoooo Ho He Hooooo

And they sailed their ship across the ocean blue
A blood thirsty captain and a cut-throat crew
It's a darker tale as was ever told
Of a lust for treasure and a love of gold

Shiver my timbers, shiver my sides
Yoooo Ho He Hooooo
There are hungers as strong as the winds and tides
Yoooo Ho He Hooooo

And those buccaneers drowned there sins in rum
The devil himself would have to call em scum
Every man on board would have killed his mate
for a bag of beli or a piece of eight

Shiver my timbers, shiver my bones
Yoooo Ho He Hooooo
There are secrets that sleep with Ol' Davey Jones
Yoooo Ho He Hooooo

When the main sails set and the course is weighed
There's no turning back from any course that's laid
And when greed and felony sail the sea,
you can bet your boots there'll be treachery

Shiver my timber, shiver my sail
Dead men tell no tales!