Dude's an ass an' wouldn't let us eat none a the fish in the river. But I guess he ain't all bad. Got picked up by a river somehow, so people was bitchin' 'bout gettin' wet. Then we got t' the ocean an' there was this bigass like, mutated kraken thing an' people's bitchin' 'bout gettin' attacked. So a bunch a us went out an' done the damn sucker in, then people bitched 'bout us killin' it. No one bitched 'bout eatin' the damn thing after though, an' I notice no one starved. Outside a that we mostly jus' hung out on the beach or whatever. Found some cool seashells, got my gills wet, then 'ventually started chokin' on every damn thing 'til I passed out. Then I's back here.
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Dude's an ass an' wouldn't let us eat none a the fish in the river. But I guess he ain't all bad. Got picked up by a river somehow, so people was bitchin' 'bout gettin' wet. Then we got t' the ocean an' there was this bigass like, mutated kraken thing an' people's bitchin' 'bout gettin' attacked. So a bunch a us went out an' done the damn sucker in, then people bitched 'bout us killin' it. No one bitched 'bout eatin' the damn thing after though, an' I notice no one starved. Outside a that we mostly jus' hung out on the beach or whatever. Found some cool seashells, got my gills wet, then 'ventually started chokin' on every damn thing 'til I passed out. Then I's back here.