[ she flops her head on the table and groans in pain. what... is happening... all she wanted to do was try the jalapeno burger! why is everything going wrong?!
rayfa does what rei tells her to do, though. which is why in a muffled voice, she responds with: ] I'm doing it.
[Rei isn't laughing. This isn't funny, it's just an unfortunate series of events. So, she quickly calls the waiter over and explains, ordering a second hamburger, this one called the Dis burger, for the second layer.]
I'm sorry, Rayfa-chan. Brain freeze happens when you have something cold too fast. It cools the roof of your mouth, and tightens a nerve there. Your tongue will warm it up.
[And...because she's a good senpai.]
And I just got you a replacement hamburger. It's nowhere near as hot, but it's still got spice to it. You'll still get to eat, don't worry. And I promise you'll like this one. I've had it, and it's more like a spicy curry, but with jalapenos instead of curry spice.
[Rei smiles fondly and reaches out to squeeze Rayfa's hand. She can tell the younger girl isn't quite so used to social interaction, so the touch is brief, but hopefully reassuring. It's also pretty evident that she had reasons for really wanting that particular burger.]
You will. The one I ordered has jalapenos on it. It just...doesn't have all the extra hot sauce on it. The kind you ordered had extra things onait, not just the peppers.
[Like. 4 more different kinds of spice.]
I'm sure you'll like it better when you can actually taste the jalapenos.
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rayfa does what rei tells her to do, though. which is why in a muffled voice, she responds with: ] I'm doing it.
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I'm sorry, Rayfa-chan. Brain freeze happens when you have something cold too fast. It cools the roof of your mouth, and tightens a nerve there. Your tongue will warm it up.
[And...because she's a good senpai.]
And I just got you a replacement hamburger. It's nowhere near as hot, but it's still got spice to it. You'll still get to eat, don't worry. And I promise you'll like this one. I've had it, and it's more like a spicy curry, but with jalapenos instead of curry spice.
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I was hoping to enjoy the jalapeno burger.
[ for personal reasons!! ]
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You will. The one I ordered has jalapenos on it. It just...doesn't have all the extra hot sauce on it. The kind you ordered had extra things onait, not just the peppers.
[Like. 4 more different kinds of spice.]
I'm sure you'll like it better when you can actually taste the jalapenos.
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Thank you very much. This jalapeno burger is very important, you see.
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Why is that, exactly?
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... You must swear to never tell.
[ oh. ]
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[She holds out her pinky for a pinky-swear even. Blame Maya for this.]
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What is that? A promise of sorts?
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[To be annoyed by a tiny terror.]
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V- Very well. [ she clears her throat. ] It is... My-- My br... aid head...
[ what... ]
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[She doesn't follow. CLARIFY PLZ!]
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[Rei doesn't want to press, not her place.]
I understand. If he liked it, you want to as well.
[And right on cue, here's burger 2, the much less spicy version.]
Try this one, dear. I think it'll be more tolerable. You have to build up a resistance to all the extra spicy sauces over time.
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[ the tsundere has been switched on. ]
I only wish to see what is so good about it!
[ and now she takes a big bite out of spite! ]
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Better?
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Thank you, again. This is a much more delightful burger.
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[Rei has no desire to deal with an upset 14 year old. Especially when making her happy is so easy.
Must just be her though, she has a feeling Rayfa is a miniature dynamo that confounds people from her world.]
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[ she does eat a lot of ginger, though. how's that for bad breath... ]
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[Ugh...]
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[ the one with the chocolates and pretzels and diabetes. ]
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[You brought that on yourself, small child.]
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[ dear god ]
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EEEEELLLLL TIIIIGGGRREEEE!!!!!